WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

I was just clearing my mail box and stumbled upon the mail a friend send earlier but marked unread.

So before clicking 'delete' button I open up to see what it's all about women from engineering point of views. Myself being an Engineer but never come across to take time to think of them. Don't blame me for so ignorant because no woman is so significant in my life so far except my very Mother.

Well! I am not gonna tell you how true the explanations! Judge yourself. But you know what! I can throw away from flu tablets and recovering fast after reading it.

How do you think of these equations?
From a Chemical Engineer point of views I guess!
I am puzzled to know the Engineer who chart this up whether he is a married man and charting his phases of encounters with a woman.

This chart reminds me of all my guy friends out there being transformed from dare devils to henpecked through the progression of their dating days to marriage.

Dating period, they are the master of the play. They command every single minute. They won't pick up every calls from their girl friends. They may not obey every instruction. They would let the temper flare without any qualm.

After that phase! After a taste of lips of wine and beyond....!!!men...starting to drop to knees.. then..marriage!!! Women seize the power, are in total control!

That's what I always joke with my buddies.

" In Singapore, I could only see women's parents and siblings living with my buddies and why my buddies' parents remained status quo back home in Myanmar"

"Is it a mere coincidence that guys' parents are more homely and love their birth place more than girls' parents or a deliberated cause" I joke smiling. The laughter was what I got as the answers! But go beyond that laughter! Dive under your smiling ...I read your message my guy buddies..Sigh! ( I find these causes less happened in our western counterparts or even in our Singaporean friends)
This amplifier illustration should be from sound Engineer! I don't really want to bother about the complicated switches and buttons. Aha..!
Nothing much to describe for this. A bit too common!

And what's your call?