MARRIAGE!

Ha.. Ha... another funny one to share..

I think it is rather true..

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was hard waiting.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

After reading this, I worked my mind quickly and tried recalling those married friends of mine..

Aha.. and recalled their confession and actions.. haha.... What can I say! I guess I gotta go hidind.. My friends' will be lining up right my doorstep to ask about their hubbies..My friends with their fists haaa...

Cheer again.. I am writing something soon.. till then just laugh!
(The photos and this joke is not related. Ladies and Gentlemen, my friend Thurein & the bride, May )

MISS WORLD'S INTERVIEW- FOR ADULTS ONLY

After reading the jokes in my mail, I can't help but to share with you guys..

I really wonder who the hell really has such a luxury of time to come out such a brilliant joke.. First instance, you will think that it is just another dirty joke. But look! it is not that simple. He has the knowledge, the humour and the intelligence in him. I don't think just any man on the street can create it..

Well... see it and you will know what I am talking about..Laugh and enjoy.

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman....... ......... ......... .
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening....
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft........ ......... ......... ..
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )


Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!